Friday, 14 August 2020

With Love

Our hearts are with Morrissey at this unimaginably painful time, with the loss of his beautiful mother, Elizabeth Dwyer.

A truly remarkable woman, who believed in, and stood up for animal rights, and inspired and motivated her son, who has done so much for so many people.

Please accept our condolences. Our hearts are with you always.




To send flowers for Elizabeth Dwyer: 

https://www.morrisseycentral.com/messagesfrommorrissey/flowers




Friday, 15 May 2020

61 Morrissey Lyrics - A Life Guide If You Cannot Stand This Fake World

As it’s Morrissey’s 61st birthday this coming week and I’m really missing gigs, I wanted to write a piece celebrating this most sacred of fan holidays. One day, while musing over ideas in the bath (the only place ideas seem to arise as I haven’t a pen and paper), it struck me how many of Morrissey’s lyrics speak as a guide for understanding and living life ... but in a way so much more raw and impactful than anything traditional pop psyc could ever offer. What’s remarkable is his ability to appeal, in song, to the spirit of the outsider, the dreamer, the disenchanted, the isolated – and this is perhaps because he, himself, also knows these feelings all too well. Meanwhile, the cult of toxic positivity abounds, overflowing with self-help books and dial-a-cliche phrases, that if anything, sap motivation or inspiration for many.


photo by Linder Sterling

Discovering Morrissey’s music, at any age, is like being shaken awake by a beautiful bolt of honesty. The uncanny way in which he imparts timeless wisdom, often in simply a few words, is transformative for the listener. At times, it’s as if he is letting you uncover something you have always known coursing deep in the channels of your own mind, but have never quite been able to articulate.

So, the idea was, could I collect 61 of Morrissey’s lyrics - strips of poetry - that most encapsulate life’s longings, aches, glimmers, frustrations, and disappointments, and help us make sense of existence (or the fact existence rarely makes sense)? I began with the first Smiths record, and worked all the way through until this year’s I Am Not A Dog On A Chain. While still being, in my estimation, very selective, I ended up with nearly 150 lyrics! - and thus, subsequently went through the painstaking task of paring down.


These are lyrics that have woven themselves into the consciousness of fans, often becoming a part of our daily lives and language – lyrics that are thought-provoking, deep, dark, truthful, heart wrenching and heart soothing, humorous, and even – at times achieving the impossible – words that help us nurture a grain of hope in an ever-jading and disenchanting world. The topics are just as diverse: love, loneliness, depression, frustration, boredom, politics, animal rights, critical thinking (in a society that seems to encourage precisely the opposite) – ranging from one’s most private thoughts to looming global issues. Poetic, captivating, and at times brutal, in loosely chronological order, here are 61 of Morrissey’s most powerful lyrics:


If you cannot stand this fake world, take my hand.


The Morrissey guide to life


1. If you must go to work tomorrow,
Well if I were you I wouldn’t bother

2. Life is never kind

3. In my life
Why do I give valuable time
To people who don’t care if I
Live or die

4. I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I’m miserable now

5. There is a light that never goes out

6. I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does



via Peta



7. Meat is Murder

8. To pretend to be happy could only be idiocy

9. It’s so easy to laugh
It’s so easy to hate
It takes strength
To be gentle and kind

10. Life is very long when you’re lonely

11. I wear black on the outside
Cause black is how I feel on the inside






12. Shyness is nice
And shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life
You’d like to

13. If you think peace is a common goal
That goes to show how little you know

14. Tried living in the real world
Instead of a shell
But before I began,
I was bored before I even began

15. Don’t forget the songs that made you cry,
And the songs that saved your life

16. Everyday is like Sunday
Everyday is silent and grey

17. And you find that you’ve organized
Your feelings, for people
Who didn’t like you then
And do not like you now

Morrissey outside Vancouver Library
Thanks to photographer



18. Don’t talk to me
About people who are nice
Cause I have spent my whole life in ruins
Because of people who are nice

19. Most people keep their brains
Between their legs

20. Off the rails I was, and
Off the rails
I was happy to stay

21. Don’t leave it all unsaid
Somewhere in the wasteland of your head

22. Won’t somebody stop me
From thinking all the time
About everything...
So deeply, so bleakly?
So bleakly all the time.





23. I trust the views of
Certain people I know
They look at danger
And they
Laugh their heads off

24. Hold onto your friends

25. The sanest days are mad

26. Do your best and don’t worry

27. Still I maintain there’s nothing wrong with you
You do all that you do
Because it’s all you can do


Photo by Pat Pope


28. So the choice I have made
May seem strange to you
But who asked you anyway?
It’s my life
to wreck
My own way

29. And I don’t
get along with myself
And I’m not too keen
on anyone else

30. It’s all a game
Existence is only a game

31. Monday – humiliation
Tuesday – suffocation
Wednesday – condescension
Thursday – is pathetic
By Friday, life has killed me



Photo by Mary McCartney



32. The world is full of crashing bores

33. You’re not right in the head
And nor am I, and this is why
This is why I like you

34. There is no such thing in life as normal

35. Every day I play a sad game called
In the future when all is well

36. Life is a Pigsty

37. Haves cannot stand have-nots



Photo by Ellis Parrinder



38. I know by now you think I should have
Straightened myself out -
Thank you, drop dead!

39. There’s a clock on the wall
Making fun of us all

40. There is no love in modern life

41. There’s so much destruction
All over the world
And all you can do is complain about me

42. How I feel in my mind
And how I live in the world
They are oceans apart


via Polari magazine



43. Sorry doesn’t help

44. Now this might disturb you but
I find I’m OK by myself.

45. Drawn to what scares me
And scared of what bores me

46. Shame makes the world go ‘round

47. World peace is none of your business

48. Earth is the loneliest planet

49. What those in power do to you
Reminds us at a glance
How humans hate each other’s guts
And show it given a chance


via TTY



50. Humans are not really very humane

51. If you cannot stand this fake world
Take my hand

52. Teach your kids to recognize
and despise all the propaganda
Filtered down by the dead echelons
mainstream media

53. Home – is it just a word?
Or is it something you, carry within you?

54. Stop watching the news
Because the news contrives to frighten you
To make you feel small and alone
To make you feel that your mind isn’t your own

55. Do you ever say what you really feel?

56. Tombs are full of fools
Who give their life upon command
Of monarchy, oligarch, head of state, potentate
And now, never coming back, never coming back!


Morrissey on Broadway 2019



57. We must pay for what we believe

58. I am not a dog on a chain,
I use my own brain
I do not read newspapers,
They are troublemakers

59. They vote the way they vote
They don’t know how to change
Because their parents did the same

60. Time will send you an invoice
And you pay with your strength
and your legs and your sight and your voice

61. Oh, take time
Be mine,
And gaze with fondness on the wrong one



I hope you enjoyed these choices, feel free to comment any that really speak to you I may have left out.


Happy Birthday Morrissey!







Please check out Letters to Morrissey’s birthday wishes for Morrissey, honouring his tireless dedication to animal liberation:


Wednesday, 22 April 2020

Top Ten Morrissey Video Fashion Moments


First, a few words on our current situation:


Go Vegan.







Life seems indefinable these days: a kind of mass of immobile time, uncertainty, and for many of us these days feel analogous to nothing. With the world suspended and hanging, it’s been an unwelcome and depressing life change for me, as someone whose favourite escapes are concerts and travel, with the majority of my friends living in other cities and countries, and the fact I remain wedged in an unfavourable living situation. Still, many others have it far, far worse: those who have become ill or lost loved ones, and those who have lost employment or their homes.

And yet, with chaos reigning, and politicians, as always, making questionable or reactionary decisions, for the most part there is an absence. This absence echoes down the screaming walls of the abattoir, and it turns away from the searing moments of terror animals must feel when crammed in cages, fighting for their lives, in the hell-on-earth wet markets of China. This absence rolls through the ocean's shores as discarded masks and gloves poison whales and turtles and marine life, and it lurks in forests where bats and pangolins are ‘culled’ merely for the assumed crime of their own existences; for, even our ‘solutions’ perpetually wreak more havoc on other animals and their ecosystems. The absence, of course, is the lack of human reflection on speciesism, the devastating bullet of narcissistic greed which will, ironically, lead to our very own demise.

Why has there been so little focus on the cause of this pandemic? Because these are big money industries? Because of 'tradition' or misbeliefs about protein? But people are dying... now is not the time, some say. But is this not precisely why now is the time to address that our continued exploitation of animals is wrecking the planet, destroying other species, and ruining ourselves? Considering the level of destruction, very few are uttering this truth. News outlets hardly touch on it ... the fact that 75% of infectious diseases are zoonotic – and are typically caused by human ravagement and consumption of other animals. If we want change, we have to reflect – and soon – on our own behaviours, and transitioning to a vegan diet is the most powerful tool we have. 

Morrissey has been advocating for animals for decades, trying to open our eyes to the horrifying mistreatment of animals in China, the pointless culling of seals in Canada, and the barbaric hellscape of factory farms. Often, he has been criticized and even defamed for his stance, but has bravely continued on being a voice for the voiceless. The simple truth is that animals want to live their lives just as much as we do, and have a right to their own lives. A few other musicians have also spoken out recently: Paul McCartney, who has been a vocal vegetarian for years, and now Brian May, who has switched to a vegan diet this year.  Still... the general silence of others on the root cause of this pandemic hangs ominously.


Do you care?
What will make you care?
Now is the time for change.


Via Peta


Art is life

With the current world looming so heavily, I’ve tried to seek solace in books and music. It’s undoubtedly been a difficult time, but these are the riches of the poor. Life is dragging and these are the greatest escapes I have access to ... so I immerse myself as much as I can, along with a few visits to my local duck friends.

Will time never pass for us?

And – at this point my blog will take a more lighthearted turn ...

For, as I was watching Morrissey videos and sipping wine one evening, I began to muse on all the fantastic fashion moments Moz has had over the years. A man of exquisite natural style and good looks, he also has incredibly good taste when it comes to his aesthetic. Thus, I decided to try and kickstart my currently rather wilted energies and channel them into the high-focused task of creating a Top Ten List of Morrissey’s greatest video fashion moments. I am of course, lamentably bad at ordering my top ten lists, and feel that on any given day my order for this may change, but ...

Let’s begin!



Top 10 Morrissey Video Fashion Moments




10. Glamorous Glue


This look is anything but shyness-is-nice, and Morrissey oozes high-intensity glam in a dazzling gold button up shirt. The shirt almost has a foil-like or holographic appearance, and he ties the look up nicely with blue jeans and a turquoise ring. It's a bit Elvis, and a taste of rock n roll deluxe. Leaving the studio, he opts for a more subdued, classic ensemble, and catches the eye of a very shy but lucky kitty.


*all screenshots via Youtube



9. Irish Blood, English Heart


Morrissey is unique in that he exudes both angelic levels of beauty and swoon-inducing elements of sexiness. At once rugged and beautiful, this aesthetic particularly comes through in this video shoot, where a white blazer and shirt cut elegant lines, complimenting his fantastic powered-by-plants physique. Charcoal trousers complete the elegant look.





8. I’m Throwing My Arms Around Paris


Monochromatic becomes monumental in Paris, as Morrissey dons a deep blue ruffled shirt and dark blue jeans, accessorized with a handmade-looking beaded blue and amber necklace, all of which bring out his blue eyes (smoked up with a touch of shadow). He croons “nobody wants my love” with flashes of silver tambourine as pageant pugs dash about underfoot, and the band looks 1950's sharp in cuffed jeans and white tees, while Boz handily rocks double denim.







7. Tomorrow


More from France, as Morrissey makes the winding streets of Nice his own runway. How to make smart casual iconic? Mozzer achieves just that, pairing a simple checked button up shirt and jeans, proving he can dazzle just as much in less glitzy numbers. It’s a very inviting style, topped off with his fantastic quiff, and he’s got a cat-like quality as he prowls the streets. Good looking man about town, indeed!





6. All You Need Is Me


More Years of Refusal-era Moz, complete with tambourine, and yet again resplendent in blue. Morrissey’s fetching v-neck sweater, accented with little tropical flowers, fits his form scrumptiously, and the slightly distressed jeans he’s wearing are perfect vintage. Always one for attention to detail, the rosary and gold necklace round the look off nicely. Muy handsome devil!





5. Dagenham Dave


A little bit tough, and little bit sophisticated – Morrissey marries the two perfectly – combining faux-scars and olive cargo pants with a dapper black jacket and crisp white shirt – and the effect is devastatingly striking. Moz walks all over town, and into the tavern, with the cheeky devil even interrupting a pool game! Do the Daves, Sharons, and Karens of the world stand a chance? He’s just too good-looking!



Cheeky!


4. Jacky’s Only Happy When She’s Up On The Stage


Here we have Moz at his most swoonworthy, decked out in a grey Gucci seersucker suit, embroidered with a butterfly on the sleeve. He wears the jacket open at the chest, which is a romantic look on him, and it’s clear veganism keeps him looking very dashing! As he dances, strands of rosaries dangle from his back pockets which is one of his trademark stage looks. Meanwhile, the band is wearing sky blue silk pyjamas that are a tad Bollywood meets Sgt. Pepper’s.





3. Morning Starship


Filmed just last year in Toronto during Morrissey’s triumphant return to the stages of Canada, Morning Starship expresses the live concert experience with an ethereal, otherworldly feel. Moz shows his exquisite knack for accessorizing and texturizing with his wardrobe: wearing a sleek black jacket embroidered with a sparkling peacock, a Chilean “rodeo no es deporte” T-shirt cut at the neck, and black jeans; the look is completed with a duck pin and skull rosary.





2. November Spawned a Monster


Writhing Moz in the desert is deliciously high fashion! Perhaps one of Morrissey’s most iconic videos, November arrives with Mozzer wearing a sheer black shirt and slim-cut trousers with sand-savvy brown boots. Again, he pays attention to Morrissey-esque detailing with a small hearing aide and a bandaged nipple!






1. Spent The Day in Bed


With 2017’s release of Low In High School came lead single and video Spent The Day in Bed, which features Morrissey being wheeled out in a wheelchair by footballer Joey Barton. While Morrissey remains seated for the entire video, he is anything but a wallflower, decked out in a sparkling black sweater and velvety-looking trousers. I’m going to go out on a limb and say the zip-up sweater, while not button-up, is indeed a cardigan, which is my fave Moz fashion look. Why pamper life’s complexity when the fabric runs smooth on the cardigan sleeve?: the relaxed becomes dazzling with this ensemble.






Honorary mention. Dare we? We dare!

Bonus: I Have Forgiven Jesus


I’m not sure it’s appropriate to find a priest quite so handsome, but Morrissey looks captivating in a priest’s collar and robe walking under brooding grey skies. The video itself is soul wrenching yet simultaneously strangely amusing (perhaps because of the priest outfit?) ... I'm not sure why, so I won't try to explain.





I hope taking a peek at some Morrissey fashion moments with me has brought a bit of distraction to your life, as writing it has given me a bit of a lift. I feel Morrissey truly does have incredibly good taste, and his ability to mix casual pieces with elegant ones, accessorize, and coordinate patterns and textures speaks to how diverse his artistic ability is, as fashion is also an art form. At the beginning of a new tour, I am always excited to see what his wardrobe will be, and I hope later in the year we will have an opportunity to make more great memories.


Before I sign off, I'll leave you with a link to an interview I recently had the pleasure of working on with the site Letters to Morrissey. Here is an excerpt:

What resonates between you and Morrissey?

I think Morrissey is a truly authentic individual – he speaks of both the outer and inner world as he sees and feels them. There is a lot of forced positivity crammed down our throats in life, and I find THAT depressing, so to me it is strange when people consider Morrissey’s music to be “a downer” or whatever nonsense people who don’t get him say. One of the things I love most about Morrissey is that he isn’t afraid to say things like “life is a pigsty,” “the world is full of crashing bores,” or “earth is the loneliest planet.” To me, that is extremely liberating... and with that honesty, he has moments of hope and humour woven through his lyrics and writing. His views on life resonate with me, and I think he captures so brilliantly the complexity of human emotion in a world that can be very abrasive to the sensitive spirit.



Morrissey in Vancouver, 2019